- 80% of my time painting leisurely in a lovely landscape, breathing in the fresh air, sunning myself with a glass of wine in one hand and paint brush in the other hand
- Then I spend 15% of my time going to parties and receptions where my work is applauded and admired and sold, every time
- and then I spend the remaining 5% of my time involved in naughty exploits that us artists are oh so famous for
My Muse Gets Pushed and Pulled Around
The common romantic perception of my life as an artist is that I must spend about: